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So how out of the loop am I that I just found out Micaela Maestas died from injuries sustained in an automobile accident. Uh yeah . . .

LMAO is all I have to say about the series finale of The Soprano's. I was at B's watching it, and he was so excited for it, and then the ending. The ending was so perfect. It just ended randomly! LMAO I love how the producers totally mind-fucked everyone who cared about the characters. It was literally the biggest "Fuck You" series finale since St. Elsewhere. Loved it!

( Tony Ramblings )

Okay so there is now a True Life on and it's about not fitting in. And there is this kid who is in love with the New York Dolls, and he was in a store in NYC, and he meets the bassist of the band, and he collapses and starts crying. LOL! WTF? Who does that? Who cries when they meet a member of a band? That is just crazy! They are just people. Like totally not the reaction I would have if I met Michael Arden, I would probably just hump his leg and run away.

Oh buddy, so today at the Clinic we had to watch videos about customer service. There was one that had a leprechaun in it. As Monet, the girl I went through training with, and I were watching it, we decided that we are going to make DVDs with commentary. But yeah the leprechaun video was out of control! The lady summoned him by rubbing her temples and saying "goeasyonme" and the leprechaun named Kirby came and told her about the principals of customer service. And then another one we had to watch was about dealing with angry customers, and this lady who was working at a tax service, and then some lady calls her complaining about having to pay taxes, and she starts yelling at the woman on the phone, and then the woman who works at the tax service, says "You're crazy lady" and then hangs up the phone on her!

I have decided to forgo a career in sketch comedy/musical theater and concentrate on training videos!

Death By Sushi

By Evan Watkins

His palms began to sweat,
Pupils dilated, his mouth can taste it
He looks down at his plate, empty
He waits for 30 minutes,
The clock seems to be moving
But not forward, backward
He places the watch to his ear
The tick, tick, of the second hand
It seems to be the only noise that he hears
He places the blunt wooden death carries in his mouth
Little does he know what awaits him
The waitress comes bearing gifts
He smiles and looks at the vast array
The rice so white against the dark green of the seaweed
He cries at the beauty of it
Sometimes he wishes he could have a sushi IV
He breaks off the wasabi and drenches it with soy
He places the delicate roll in the new mixture
The taste fills his mouth
His palms stop sweating
Little does he know
He falls over, face in the soy sauce
Bubbles form in the liquid
Death by sushi, the only way to go

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Humm lets make a list . . .

Evan's top 20 movies(not in order of course)

1. American Beauty
2. Traffic
3. Jurassic Park
4. Clueless
5. Cast Away
6. The Dark Crystal
7. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
8. Interview With The Vampire
9. Serial Mom
10. Hairspray
11. CAMP
12. Igby Goes Down
13. Legally Blonde
14. Spirted Away
15. Lilo and Stich
16. Chicago
17. The Bad Seed
18. Waiting For Guffman
19. Best In Show
20. A Mighty Wind

Can you say stupid? GAH! The Corvallis police are so fucking stupid they make me soooo mad. I went to La Conga last night, cos I was hungry, and then they pulled me over, and he was like "You tapped the white line back there" and "You turned wide and into the far lane" okay. Yeah then he asks Jesse and I if we had been drinking and we were like no, so then he goes, "Well my nose is stuffed up and I smell something fruity" wtf? wtf is that supposed to mean "I smell something fruity"? was that a crack or something? GAH! Stupid police in corvallis!

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Ohhh I had such a great time today. I hung out with Jesse and went shopping. It was great! He makes me happy. It was so great. When I first saw him, I kissed him, and it was great. I bought a shit load of stuff. Here is a list of things that I bought!

The rest of Janelle's present.

Three shirts and two pairs of boxer briefs at The GAP

Into the Woods on DVD
Sara's present

Some yummy smelling cologne at Nordstrom

and a brand new watch at the sunglass hut/watch shack or something

I am all set. And Jesse looked damn good! Rawr. We were in The GAP, and the guy at the checkout was like "Do you want to go try on a pair of jeans?" They didn't have any in my size, so Jesse was like "Here just try on a random pair." It was sooo funny so I tried on a pair of 33 30's and it was sooo funny they were sooo short. Fun times, but I got $10 off. So it works out. Ahhhhh Horrah for Jesse, he is super good times. And I still have a month to chill with him, before he goes back to The Academy of Musical and Dramatic Arts, tear for him going across the country in a month.

HOLY SHIT! The Starbucks Boy is totally homo I found him on hot or not! LMAO sweetness!

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Woo summer school is so much better than real school. I must say. The teachers seem happy to teach, and they actually do an awesome job. My accounting teacher is soooo fucking awesome I actually understand it. And I am not totally lost, and that makes me happy. My film class rocks, but not like I wasn't expecting that considering that Jon Lewis is like the best teacher that walked the face of the earth. I love that class. Also my Ethics class is a lot better with the guy instead of the stupid ass bitch that I had before. Oh man I just love all my classes, and I love school in the summer. My theater teacher is the shit. And that class is going to be sooooooo cake! I love it, she complimented my sandals today. I love OSU in the summer! That's all.